one round purple blob. one missing best friend.

$WUMPY

Wumpy hasn't seen his best friend since the divorce made him move away in 3rd grade. Now he's back in the city with half a photo and a full heart. Buy the coin. Play the game. Help him find Pepe.

CA: coming soon β€” the moving trucks are on their way πŸ”
not live yet β€” the trucks are loading 🚚Play "Finding Pepe"
Wumpy, a plump purple blob, grinning like he knows something

the story

(this is a true story. wumpy told us himself.)

Young Wumpy grinning
summer. every summer.

wumpy and pepe were inseparable.

Bikes in the summer. Arcade after school. They split every candy bar right down the middle, even the weird ones. Pepe was the only kid who never made fun of how Wumpy was shaped (round). Wumpy was the only one who laughed at Pepe's jokes (bad).

They took exactly one photo together. It mattered later.

Wumpy looking out a rainy window at night
the new apartment. it rained a lot.

then the divorce happened.

Nobody explains it right when you're nine. One week there were lawyers on the phone, the next week there were boxes with his whole life written on them in marker. Wumpy moved across the country with his mom.

He wrote Pepe a letter. He never figured out how to end it, so he never sent it. The friends lost touch the way kids do β€” slowly, and then completely.

WUMPYS STUFF
(HEAVY. FRAGILE. MINE.)
dear pepe,
mom says the new city has a pool. i would trade the pool to stay. i would trade basically anything to
(it ends there. it always ended there.)
Wumpy in bed at night, staring at his phone, shocked
3:41 AM. the old neighborhood posted.

years later. one photo.

Wumpy grew up. Got a desk job. Got a chair that spins. And one night, deep in the feed, he saw it: somebody posted a picture from the old street. The diner. The arcade. Their bench.

He found the old photo of the two of them β€” or his half of it, anyway. It tore when he moved. He packed a bag that night. He's going back to find Pepe.

Wumpy's half of the torn friendship photo

the other half is out there.

help wumpy find him.

The city's big. The trail is cold. The blob is round and his legs are short. Hold $WUMPY and walk the streets yourself in Finding Pepe β€” the story mode game, free for every holder.

start the search ↓

the roadmap

drawn in crayon because wumpy is not allowed near the good pens anymore.

phase 1

wumpy wakes up

  • ✏coin launches. wumpy learns what a blockchain is (badly).
  • ✏community forms. memes are made. some of them are even good.
  • ✏wumpy practices saying 'gm' in the mirror.
phase 2

the search begins

  • ✏FINDING PEPE story mode goes live β€” holders only.
  • ✏walk the old city. talk to everyone. follow the trail.
  • ✏bring tissues. we're serious. bring tissues.
phase 3

reunion

  • ✏finish the story and something happens at sunset.
  • ✏we're not spoiling it. wumpy would want you to see it yourself.
  • ✏beating the story unlocks the door to the neighborhood…
phase 4

the builder era

  • ✏plots, builds, house battles β€” a whole era of it. (completed!)
  • ✏every build is preserved in storage. the yards are just resting.
  • ✏the competition money moved on to phase 6 β€” read on.
phase 5

the holder's life

  • ✏holder tiers: hold more, earn crumbs faster, wear the badge.
  • ✏a daily raffle drawn by a public randomness beacon. provably fair.
  • ✏TEN winners a day now, posted publicly, paid from creator rewards.
phase 6

the gym era

  • ✏700 species. each one a one-of-one wump, minted by whoever finds it first.
  • ✏full 3v3 battles at the gyms β€” friendly or staked (crumbs only, ever).
  • ✏top 10 battlers every 4 hours split 50% of creator rewards. forever.

wumpynomics

simple on purpose. wumpy read one (1) whitepaper and fell asleep.

total supply
1,000,000,000

one billion. wumpy counted twice.

buy / sell tax
0% / 0%

wumpy doesn't take cuts. wumpy takes hugs.

liquidity
LP BURNED

the LP went into the fire. it's not coming back.

team allocation
0% β€” no team bags

wumpy's team is you. that's the whole team.

Wumpy at his computer watching the chart go up

this is the official contract address. wumpy checked it twice. anything else claiming to be wumpy is an impostor blob.

CA: coming soon β€” the moving trucks are on their way πŸ”

holder tiers

hold more wumpy, and the neighborhood starts holding doors open for you.

tierhold ($WUMPY)shelter incomeraffle tickets / hr
β€’ crumb collectorany amountΓ—11
✦ bench regular100k+Γ—1.153
✦✦ block captain500k+Γ—1.358
✦✦✦ mayor's favorite5M+Γ—1.620

🎟️ the daily raffle

  • hold $WUMPY and play β€” tickets pile up every hour, more per tier.
  • once a day (midnight NY time) the hat gets shaken by the drand randomness beacon β€” public, verifiable, not ours to nudge β€” and TEN winners come out.
  • the prize: 10% of creator rewards for the period, split equally among 10 winners. sent by hand, recorded publicly per winner.
  • every draw is on the transparency page with its drand proof, so you can re-run the math yourself. provably fair or it didn't happen.
  • chasing the bigger pot? battlers split 50% every 4h β€” the leaderboard is that way β†’

the plain-language bit:

raffle prizes are discretionary community rewards, not investment returns, yield, or interest β€” nobody is promising you anything for holding a meme blob. tier thresholds and perks may be tuned as the game grows. crumbs and every other in-game thing have no monetary value, can't be cashed out, and never convert to tokens (or back). wumpy is a memecoin: play because it's fun.

battle leaderboard

top 10 battlers every 4 hours (six windows a day, NY time) split 50% of creator rewards. train hard, battle at the gyms, eat well.

where creator rewards go

50%
10%
40%

50% β€” top-10 BATTLERS, split every 4h (six windows a day, NY time). that's this leaderboard β€” earned at the gyms.

10% β€” the daily raffle hat: TEN winners at midnight, NY time, split equally. everyone holding gets tickets β†’

40% β€” marketing & wumpy's snack fund. (mostly marketing. mostly.)

warming up the city…